jaws of ambivalence ranted on April the 30th

Where have I been? I would like to simply say “lol stuck in alligator” and then move on, but alas I wasn’t. Unlike this 62 year old scuba diving golf-ball collector But really, after taunting the things for 14 years and not getting a CONSIDERABLY better job, is it any wonder his reptile nemesis finally decided to have a taste?

Previously I was going to update with a long-winded angsty analogy about my creative process being a series of interlinked pipes and taps, but you’ve been spared that horror, loyal luckettopians. Basically I’ve been stuck in a horrible rut of ambivalence over my own personal projects, and not knowing what to do next.

So in true Luckettopia tradition, I decided to personify this period as a great big honkin’ albino alligator lurkin’ in the lakes. This is the second horrid beastie that the island has had to face; the first of course being the dreaded Cintiq-King.

Lets hope I never spend time within its ominous belly ever again.

approach floating in Rants

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Welcome to the wonderful world of “Having So Many Ideas But Not Being Arsed” :p

Just don’t do what I did and play WoW for a year :p

graffiti the island (be nice)